Jay-Z or should he be called Gay-Z? Remember when R.Kelly called him that a few years back? They had their on-going feud after one of their tours. I am not sure which tour it was, but it was the one right before R.Kelly sang his heart out about how he “wanted to toss your salad…by the butter rolls.” It was right before R. Kelly came out with that album.
Meanwhile, back to the story, Jay-Z has had an extremely successful career “in this concrete jungle, where dreams are made of.” Not to mention, where the rent is too damn high. Can he please sing out a jam about that? Oh, excuse me, he doesn’t sing, he talks at the same octave throughout every single song. Why doesn’t he ever practice scales with Beyonce? I mean, isn’t that all she does all day? But at least he knows that since he does sound exactly the same, that he should pair himself with really great vocalists. We should get R.Kelly to ask Jay-Z why he doesn’t record a song with Ricky Martin? As Anna Nicole, would say, “it would be a beautiful duet!”(winking drunk)
Regarding Jay-Z and sexuality, it’s not very attractive for him in the modern era to release a song where he labels others as “faggets” and then turns around the next year and agrees with Obama that same sex marriage should be legal. He appears to say something offensive, and then change his opinion to something that’s “trendy.”
But nothing sums up trendy like his Design Label, Rocawear, but pronounced Rock-a-wear. All kinds of Jay-Z fans are sporting these trendy tracksuits on hot dates, in shopping malls, and on Judge Judy Court Dates. It’s the new daisydukes.
In conclusion, what wonderful treat would you like to enjoy while wearing a muted, earth-toned Jay-Z Rocawear sweatsuit? Probably a snow cone, or some type of original ice cream flavor, or banana split. I’m sure you could also rock a lasagna in your pants that don’t have to be around your waist. Let’s have movie popcorn and get drunk, while trying on different Rocawear outfits and listening to, as Piers Morgan calls him, Jay-Zed. Make it a great day.
Author : Shap
When I think of Jay-Z, I immediately associate him with apartments in Paris, world trottin’ travel, grown n’ sexy , and of course champagne wishes and caviar dreams. I wanted to make a sweet dessert that was both decadent and still represented the high class style of Jay-Z and what better way to say grown and sexy than with Strawberries and Champagne ! This is a great dessert to make during the holidays and especially to nosh on during a New Year’s Eve party. 🙂
CELEBRATION STRAWBERRIES AND CHAMPAGNE CUPCAKES
Ingredients for Cupcake
2 3/4 cups flour
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
pinch of salt
2 sticks of butter
2 cups sugar
1 tsp vanilla
1 cup of your favorite champagne
Ingredients for Vanilla Frosting
2 sticks unsalted butter, softened
1 box powdered sugar, sifted
1 tsp vanilla
1/4 cup Champagne
10 strawberries sliced in half
1) Preheat oven to 350. In a small bowl, sift together flour, baking soda and salt. Set aside. In mixer cream butter and sugar until well mixed and airy. Add eggs one at a time making sure each one is fully incorporated before adding the next.
2) Slowly add in flour mixture. Stir in vanilla and champagne. Scoop the batter and fill cupcake liners until half way full.
3) Bake for 25 minutes.
4) Now for the frosting. Cream butter until smooth. Slowly add sifted powdered sugar. Mixture will be very thick, keeping adding champagne to get to the consistency you want.
5) Let cupcakes cool completely.
6) Frost cupcakes and top with half strawberry.
7) Eat !